An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.
by Luckkk December 7, 2012
Get the Jakemug. by canadian128975 January 3, 2011
Get the jakemug. crazy ginger kid that no one likes, puts a show on for children at local parks, pole dances LIKE A BOSS, rolls in grass, has a blow up doll that he does "the nastys" every night well watching videos on the tweeker website ... and gets hit in the face with key boards by "Beth's ".
person 1 - "why is Jake pole dancing LIKE A BOSS"
person 2 - " because Jake is trying to impress little children... "
person 3 - " I always see Jake doing things to himself in the
grass. AWINK "
person 2 - " because Jake is trying to impress little children... "
person 3 - " I always see Jake doing things to himself in the
grass. AWINK "
by HannahKlamann April 11, 2010
Get the [Jake]mug. A half jew douchey fuck from Horseheads, NY thats sports a massive 3.5 inch penis. Never seen without a dip in his mouth and always easy to spot in large crowds because of his enormous schnoz. This species is extremely ugly and may burn your eyeballs.
by ernie kockwood January 1, 2012
Get the Jakemug. a little shit that is horny all the time. he eat sleeps and breaths horny emotions. usually jakes are found jerking off to whale noises or found having deep conversations with sexy mother fuckers (me).
"Last night Jake tried to stick it in my mouth but i just bit the tip off" -Teanna
"I knew he was a horndog he lives on horning road for crying out loud" -Billy
"I should have know better" -Teanna
"He is a cutie tho ===3" -Billy
"I knew he was a horndog he lives on horning road for crying out loud" -Billy
"I should have know better" -Teanna
"He is a cutie tho ===3" -Billy
by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016
Get the jakemug. A dumbass show off if is gay but often has the sauce u can give him that. He takes penis pills because his penis is so small. He watches gay porn poems and can’t beat his dick because his penis is so small
There’s Jake with a small penis
by We eat bitter booty June 23, 2018
Get the Jakemug. A huge douche bag who has an even bigger ego.... The worst boyfriend a girl could ever ask for hands down, never associate with a Jake
by DaquanTheGreat August 24, 2014
Get the Jakemug.