1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011
Get the safety bitemug. So this bitch from tinder was ridding my face last night and she fucking hit me with a slug bite. Almost took my nose clean the fuck off, she got a gripper.
by DopeyMinkXX October 19, 2020
Get the slug bitemug. by UrbanIndividual October 26, 2022
Get the Mosquito bitesmug. by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003
Get the Biting The Boardmug. The bite of food that puts you across the line of eating too much. The bad bite can be detected at the moment when you look at your food and sigh before eating it.
I think I’m going to be sick. That Mac n cheese was so good I just powered right through the bad bite.
by Goffchris July 5, 2018
Get the Bad bitemug. by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017
Get the boner bitemug. Doing something very dumb, but sometimes it ends up turning out good.
The term originated from a video on youtube named "BREAKING NEWS: adult man purchases 150$ of crystals", where, when trying to open the package of bismuth, he bit the bismuth inside. He ended up getting the bismuth out of the package.
The term originated from a video on youtube named "BREAKING NEWS: adult man purchases 150$ of crystals", where, when trying to open the package of bismuth, he bit the bismuth inside. He ended up getting the bismuth out of the package.
Person A: I'm gonna go skydiving, without a parachute.
Person B: That's like biting bismuth.
Person A landed in a forest, and was able to call 911 to the rescue. Person A ended up with a lot of broken bones, but recovered.
Person B: That's like biting bismuth.
Person A landed in a forest, and was able to call 911 to the rescue. Person A ended up with a lot of broken bones, but recovered.
by BeepBeepImEep July 20, 2021
Get the Biting Bismuthmug.