Grazt-tater

When your boyfriend shoves a tater in your ass. Then fucks you in ass, making mash taters. Then you shit it on a plate and eat it.

I had my boyfriend preform a grazt-tater at my daughter's wedding I wasn't invited to.

by Yetiarms August 16, 2023

Tater Tot

A person who was influenced by or inspired by a British kickboxer & ultra masculine self-help guru

Tater Tots are perspicacious individuals.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus January 31, 2023

tater stain

When you and a sibling get into a tater tot war. Multiple tots are thrown at eachother and result in numerous stains throughout the house. Typically tater smudges on windows that dry and become stain-like.

Me: Dude me and my bro got into a tot fight last night.
Other Bro: damn dude, there must've been a lot of tater stains.

by totesmahgotes March 8, 2014

lady taters

boobs

"can I ladle my man gravy onto your lady taters"

by goldmoogle March 12, 2014

Zipper Tater

Hot woman of Asian decent.

Lucy Lui is one hot Zipper Tater.

by Tater1 October 30, 2011

Later Tater

When you have to shit but you refuse to (or don't get time) while at work, so you decide you'll shit when you get home.

Man, I can't wait to get home for a later tater

by Knor88 January 16, 2025

Tater Hog

An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.

That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!

by Taintpoker November 1, 2023