Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.
by hotdilflover February 14, 2023
Get the Paul's Wifemug. Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.
by Zeltzy on youtube November 22, 2019
Get the Fat Wifemug. My Sweet Jamaican Empress there isn't a day when Thee "I" don't miss & think about you♥️ Remember we did av nickname for each other, you was my EVEREADY & I was Waynie Wonder oh wha fun we use to av we were totally committed to each other mi wished you
did never left to come UK we would av a better life. We can't go back,but I do in my mind & mi know if anything was to appen I'd be wid you in a heartbeat don't ever forget say mi love you even more than before mi wish mi was kissing you now & mi know you were de one mi should av marry long ago & although mi don't know if you will see dis mi love you same in all you ways.I got your back you mean absolutely everything to mi all ways member dat ♥️
did never left to come UK we would av a better life. We can't go back,but I do in my mind & mi know if anything was to appen I'd be wid you in a heartbeat don't ever forget say mi love you even more than before mi wish mi was kissing you now & mi know you were de one mi should av marry long ago & although mi don't know if you will see dis mi love you same in all you ways.I got your back you mean absolutely everything to mi all ways member dat ♥️
Errol's Wife
I give thanks & praises to the most high for giving me the privilege of knowing this beautiful woman I just hope the husband knows what him got...
I give thanks & praises to the most high for giving me the privilege of knowing this beautiful woman I just hope the husband knows what him got...
by Janet21 March 27, 2023
Get the Errol's Wifemug. Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015
Get the Turkey Wifemug. In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.
Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 3, 2023
Get the wife poachingmug. by MrRm August 16, 2021
Get the Foster wifemug. 
Get the livingstones wifemug.