wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.
My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.
by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017
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wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own
Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!
by Thawab November 05, 2022
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wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.
Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018
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Foster wife

A girlfriend that you spend time with but don’t have sex with.
Went to the beach with my foster wife and her kids on the weekend
by MrRm August 16, 2021
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Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.
Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."
by mfcohiba June 05, 2013
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volunteer wife

Volunteer wife

A wife that marries a person for a desired marriage that allows her to volunteer her time whenever she feels like it because she does not have any other financial or domestic responsibilities to provide for the marriage relationship or raise young children. If young children are in this relationship it would be expected that there would be paid caregivers to raise the children so that volunteer wife would have free time to volunteer for any services, functions, or charities she chooses. Volunteer wives seek admiration, status, and power among those organizations they volunteer.
“How does she find the time to help… Oh honey, she married well. She’s a volunteer wife .”
by Cosmic Coordinator April 04, 2018
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bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022
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