run the skid

When you are wiping your butt crack and the toilet paper you are using tears and your finger, usually the middle index, swipes through the ripped toilet paper and touched your anus directly

I had to wash my hands thoroughly today because I was pooped and accidentally run the skid.

by Noob Jake October 4, 2019

skidded

A Minecraft hacked client that has code pasted from other devs.

Person 1: Did you buy that new client on intent?
Person 2: No. Its blatantly skidded.

by mccheating November 15, 2023

skid mark

the castle boys from rathfarham

the castle boys are skid marks

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Skid

A person who is retarded and mentally unsmart

Hey bro your a skid, u got me raided in so mad at u ur so retarted.

by ItzGoogleGhost June 9, 2016

Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.

Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!

by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021

Skid row

When you kick someone’s ass so bad they look like they belong on skid row, they look like a homeless drug addict who lives on the streets.

I kicked Johns ass so bad, put him on skid row. I beat the shit out of joe, he looks like he is on skid row.

by I had intercorse with your dad December 29, 2022

Skid

Online Assholes that think they are a hacker for getting a script that prints 1 + fucking 1.

get the fuck out skid

by deeznuts? March 3, 2022