Shits and Kicks

Just another way to say "Shits and Giggles" but Shits and Kicks flows off the tongue better. It still means the same thing, just for the hell of it.

Person A: "Why did they send me a check for 5 cents?"

Person B: "Ehh, just for Shits and Kicks."

by Amanda aka Mrs. Sneaky Butcher November 21, 2010

The Great Shatsby

Founded by Bruce Willis in 2002, The Great Shatsby involves Cleaveland Steaming in the cleavage of a female followed by a rambunctious titty fucking for hours on end. This WILL result in having a poop-dick.

"dude, did you get laid last night?"
"hell nah, sex is for old people...I gave her The Great Shatsby"

by ready or not here i cum July 19, 2009

fire shits

after you eat some jalapenos you get the fire shits which is usually a greenish painful shit.

Man that italian bmt was loaded with jalapenos. I had the fire shits and couldnt sit for a minute

by NIggalicious February 15, 2007

I could give two shits

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?

by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009

i could give two shits

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:

"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"

by smartman418 November 9, 2011

shits for tits

when a female has small breasts, but extremely large dark brown nipples.

Vince: hey Ralph you see that stripper over there.
Ralph: yea, she definitely has some shits for tits.
Vince: we need to get the fuck out of here.
Ralph: i can almost smell them from here.

by Vincerelli March 11, 2008

gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.

Shut the hell up you gooch flavored shitsicle

by josh klayburn June 17, 2008