a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

by MateoDoge April 26, 2020

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Shut up woman, get on my horse.

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

by zfrantz December 03, 2009

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A nice big cup of shut the fuck up

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet

1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

by Mullins not Muggins March 04, 2006

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