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Stick shift

A kiwi dude who walks around to his theme tune of 'dude looks like a lady'
I can hear 'dude looks like a lady'! Oh stick shift is coming
by Blista.sista May 7, 2013
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Color Shift Paint

Paint on a car that seems to change as it moves.
1:

Peter: WHOA! Did you see that ride?
Johnny: Yea man. Sitting on 26s with custom color shift paint. It changed from blue, to purple, to pink!

2:
Color shift paint make people stop and stare as you go by!
by J. Nsty July 26, 2009
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Stick Shift Handjob

Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!
"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"
by frothyshoes March 12, 2012
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Make Shift Blumpkin

Giving yourself a hand job while taking a shit.
Billy found himself pleased at work most of the day after performing a make shift blumpkin.
by MufinMan November 11, 2007
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gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls
Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo
by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007
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Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.
See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.
by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007
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Mid-Shift Shaft

When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift
She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.
by GreenEggsNGraham March 28, 2009
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