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shave my cat

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?
by Theebouj November 19, 2017
mugGet the shave my catmug.

meat shaving

when a man shaves another mans rod for him
antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.
by h00d rich March 2, 2007
mugGet the meat shavingmug.

Jess shave

a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.
Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15
by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022
mugGet the Jess shavemug.

gentleman's shave

like a hitler except you use you feces to give her/him a moustache and a soul patch, like a frenchman
mikey went to sleep first and i didnt wipe all the way so i gave him a gentleman's shave. he never slept over my house again.
by the black t-dog November 14, 2009
mugGet the gentleman's shavemug.

shaving my cat

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
by Browncam183 February 7, 2017
mugGet the shaving my catmug.

Shave lazy

An individual, regardless of sex who avoids shaving or trimming their hair in areas that regular upkeep is considered appropriate if not essential by social norms or personal hygiene standards.
Everything was going great until I put that ring on her finger, before I knew It she was thirty pounds heavier, shave lazy and had chronic migraines.

It's not really a beard I'm just shave lazy.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
mugGet the Shave lazymug.

Shaved Ashley

Someone who feel need to constantly identify the gender of their date to the people they are talking to
He is such a Shaved Ashley, he told me multiple times that his prom date was female.
by Dingdingding12 March 15, 2016
mugGet the Shaved Ashleymug.

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