double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.

Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.

by CBCAKM September 3, 2017

just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.

Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...

by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017

scratch-n-sniff

Any drug lined up and inhaled.

she left to go to the bathroom to scratch-n-sniff.

by sercybrownstrange April 9, 2017

No Scratch

There are no deficiencies in a particular object.

"Let's go back, back to the Gap
Look at my check—wasn't no scratch
So if I stole, wasn't my fault
Yeah, I stole—never got caught"

Spaceship by Kanye West

by jmrtn June 13, 2021

driver side ankle scratch

the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.

Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.

by cablife November 2, 2011

Scratch

A coding website where you can find Frank

I just found F R A N K on Scratch!

by 4n 1di0t February 3, 2020