toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.

Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."

by Fractious1 November 26, 2017

Soggy Salmon

The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.

I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.

by BlueJayWay1998 September 12, 2018

Alaskan Salmon Run

The act of inserting Swedish fish into your parters Anal cavity and sucking it out.

Hey babe you wanna use the leftover movie candy for an Alaskan Salmon Run.

by erynnstrange June 1, 2019

smoked salmon custard

Vaginal discharge smelly cunt fanny cheese smelly lady discharge

Her fanny was weeping smoked salmon custard

by Katiefinchpoo August 2, 2019

florence salmongale

a type of fish eaten by the beloved florence nightingale

bro have you eaten florence salmongale yet it’s so good!

by lickylickyonmybicky August 5, 2019

Silly_Salmon

he say n word

(i think)

Silly_Salmon has a crush on
SlavicNickolai

by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

stinky salmon

when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon

*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON

by anonymous December 1, 2020