Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

Pussy smoke

Top tier; better at an action than someone else; showing off; the best at.

Give ‘em the pussy smoke; y’all don’t want this pussy smoke; imma show you some real pussy smoke.

by NOON_LEMONS March 24, 2023

smoke the turkey

male masturbation

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010

smoke and poke

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.

Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.

by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022

NA smoke

NA smoke is mostly used in CSGO. When someone throw a smoke grenade that does not land on where it's supposed to be, twitch audience would laugh at it and say it is an 'NA smoke'. This is often accompanied with lul or lmao, either text or picture. This meme originally stems from the idea that North American CSGO players usually do bad jobs throwing a smoke (Than European players), although some teams like C9 or Liquid do throw decent smokes.

(A player throws a smoke and misses the destination)
You/other watchers: NA smoke

by Queens do knot kno da wae February 23, 2018

smoke 3

to reference smoking tobacco, marijuana, and crack cocaine

"I can't quit nic man"
"Because you live in Florida, aint nothin to do here but smoke 3"

by dinker.dog April 29, 2022

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020