(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,
Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,
Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP
by MateoDoge April 25, 2020
Get the a dog that just wont shut the fuck upmug. A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.
Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
by zfrantz December 3, 2009
Get the Shut up woman, get on my horse.mug. BE QUIET ! and stay quiet
1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"
2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!
2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!
by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006
Get the A nice big cup of shut the fuck upmug. by Ozaveli December 14, 2007
Get the a nice hot cup of shut the fuck upmug. Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up
by Jamachine October 22, 2006
Get the Nice cool glass of shut the fuck upmug. by WØĀH August 27, 2019
Get the I'm right, you're wrong, shut up.mug. when someone needs to shutup the fuck up because they’re being a dumbass bitch, you would say this phrase.
by bye yeah it’s me October 14, 2020
Get the shut the fuck up you dumbass bitchmug.