Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023

station patrol

When you walk up and down the station uncomfortable bacause your bus/train takes to long to arrive.

fuck this train is slow, better start a station patrol!

by YOURaverageBOI October 12, 2018

Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players

Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.

by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025

Troll patrol

When you go out to fuck with homeless people

Let’s get that fucking troll

We the troll patrol

by Sodding wanker April 13, 2019

San Andreas Highway Patrol

The Toughest Department in the State of San Andreas
{police department in GTAV}

Oh Shit its the San Andreas Highway Patrol!

by that random guy no one trusts March 6, 2019

Dole patrol

A group of people in county cork, ireland. Usually a (non working, on the dole(social welfare)) single mother and her 3 children. They are poor and part of the

Lumpenproletariat.These individuals buy the cheapest goods and services they can get such as dole haircuts and pep and Co clothes from dealz or super drift tracksuits from the stall behind the coal Quay. Dole heads

Paddy: here comes the dole patrol!

Matt: look them with their dole haircuts and superdrift tracksuits

Paddy: what a bunch of dole heads

by Just-another-dolehead June 9, 2018

Pest-patrol

a band of men/women that will try to pick-up anyone in the club.

Adam: Pest-patrol! Lets do it boys!
Steve: Yeah Pest-patrol (Creates a p with his hands)

by Stevesmith123 May 4, 2018