northern state

they were drunk when they built the northern state parkway. traffic all day everyday. pot holes galore, a bitch to drive on the end!

oh and the on and off ramps suck you could go into the woods.

Yo man what road is this?
Its the northern state parkway dude.
Well this road sucks its too windy.

by the dananator August 28, 2010

Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019

northern driver

One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.

"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"

"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."

"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."

"Asshole."

by The silent giant June 8, 2014

northern atlantic pink salmon

Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.

BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)

by Blue eyed bitch May 10, 2017

Northern Kent

Another way of saying Morecambe as it has a lot of similarities to Kent if it was in the North

(Person 1): Remember when Northern Kent had a Polo Tower and a Pier?
(Person 2): Oh shit yea, god Northern Kent is such a shit hole

by UrbanLad9988 November 24, 2020

Northern Trails

A school in Michigan that my friend Bella goes to. She thinks its pretty nice but I honestly think my school is better. Although their food is better that my school, you should go to Davidsen.

Northern Trails sucks.

by moonwoony September 10, 2022

Northern Shit Box

A person and who comes from a family of wealth, has a secondary residence in Northern Michigan, does whatever they would like without regard for others or consequences of their actions, loves White Claw, and loves Donny T.

Justin said he saw quite a few Northern Shit Boxes coming into the Meijer yesterday.

by ReneeD. June 7, 2020