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Mississippi Mudslide

When you have diarrhea You have your girl lay back with her legs lifted all the way back ... Just before you're about to stick your Dick in are you turning around shit and have vagina and then Bang her as a mud slides out.
Yeah man man my girl got freaky last night I gave her me an old Mississippi mudslide she was pissed off
by FredosnasTs January 18, 2023
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Missouri Mudslide

When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.
I gave Lisa next door the best Missouri mudslide you ever seen.
by Nsmallz011 October 6, 2023
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dominican mudslide

When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.
After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.
by Masterbeaner October 7, 2016
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Arctic mudslide

The act of freezing a cup of diarrhea and the placing it on your partner’s chest while having sexual intercourse. As it melts it resembles a mudslide
Hey man I gave her the arctic mudslide last night I think she loved it
by Sick fuck 82 July 28, 2023
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The havasu mudslide

When a girl gives you head while you are sick so you are constantly spewing from both ends and some of it gets in her hair and you use the mix as lube,this move was invented during Memorial Day in lake havasu Arizona
Dude I ate something bad last night but Stacey still gave me the havasu mudslide
by Lord O'Pimps June 3, 2016
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Mississippi Mudslide

The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.

This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.

There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
by Rimmulus the Wise April 2, 2024
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Electric Mudslide

When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.
“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::
by rara yehyeh January 8, 2023
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