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Montana

Montana, the most beautiful girl you would ever hope to meet, inside and out.

As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
Whilst waiting for Maths Class
Boy: Wow, who is that girl over there?
Girl: Oh, that's Montana
Boy: Montana?
*Boys of Summer Plays in head*
by DigitTheCat November 23, 2021
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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
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Montana

Fucking mountains, bears, and occaisionally a town. Overall a very nice place to be
“Man i want to go to montana”
Good idea that place rocks”
by Definitely not vipr October 12, 2022
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Hannah Montana

(Noun) To become popular without any talent or skill.
Sonic Boom was made in 2014 just so Cartoon Network can Hannah Montana every real Sonic fan in the gaming industry.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
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Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
by summiebummie February 24, 2023
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Montana

Never had a bitch like her that's fo sho. She the baddest biddie out der.
"Bro, Montana is so bad. I want her!"
"Yah bro, I never had a bitch like her in my life!"
by tanaisamfg March 6, 2024
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