Minnesota Swirly

A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)

Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"

by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025

Reverse Minnesota Snuggle

When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and a man comes in , picks her up as to have her hover over the toilet so he can screw her while she shits.

My girl had to take a wicked shit this morning I stepped in picked her up and I gave her a reverse Minnesota Snuggle

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Minnesota Dunkin' run

Sexual act of stacking donuts around the male reproductive organ, and allowing the partner (male or female) to eat the donuts before performing fellatio.

“Man, I had a Minnesota Dunkin’ run last night.”

“Did he take you for a Minnesota Dunkin’ run?”

“I have to pick up some gluten free donuts, for my Minnesota Dunkin' run tonight.”

by Dunkin’98 June 20, 2024

Minnesota Sprinkler

Cumming into your partners mouth and then promptly pouring carbonated soda in after and having their head shaken till it sprays out of their nose and/or mouth.

Hey! Thanks for the suggestion, my girl let me give her a Minnesota Sprinkler last weekend.

by Mira Minnesota October 15, 2022

Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.

It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.

by Daneomania March 4, 2022

Minnesota snocap

When a man and woman are taking a shower and she starts jerking off the man. When he is about cum he gets on the edge of the tub and shoots cum under her nose, she doesn't realize it's there and she shorts to clear her nose and she sucks the cum up her nostril.

She took it to the next level when she took the Minnesota snocap up her nose instead of the cocaine .

by Itslurlur August 24, 2025

Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.

The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress

by Aperson633 June 13, 2018