Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt and stays.

Dylan: Looks like your truck is dirty

Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 30, 2023

Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt

Dale: Looks like your trucks dirty

Mike: It's not dirty, that's my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 30, 2023

minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi September 25, 2015

Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.

It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.

by Daneomania March 04, 2022

The Minnesota mascot

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room

I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022

minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.

Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!

by Ollie Churpuzzi November 07, 2016