Montana Molotov

A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.
After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.
by WideUterusGeorge November 4, 2021
mugGet the Montana Molotovmug.

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs
Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face
by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025
mugGet the Montana mud piemug.

Montana Justice

When Republicans in Montana don't want to answer uncomfortable policy questions and instead resort to violence
The politician didn't want to answer the reporter's question so he resorted to Montana Justice to silence him instead.
by Tofu Warrior May 27, 2017
mugGet the Montana Justicemug.

dutch montana

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021
mugGet the dutch montanamug.

montana sausage grind

2 guys rubbing their cocks together through a pair of jeans
Me and jake montana sausage grinded last night
by fortnitestroker76 June 6, 2025
mugGet the montana sausage grindmug.

Hannah Montana

When you eat chicken wings while also simultaneously eat out your girlfriend - the best of both worlds.
Man I was so hungry last night but she let me Hannah Montana her. Truly the best of both worlds.
by Cherith Goodstory August 18, 2022
mugGet the Hannah Montanamug.

Montana

Montana, the most beautiful girl you would ever hope to meet, inside and out.

As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
Boy: Wow, who's that girl over there?
Girl: Oh, that's Montana!
Boy: Montana?
*Boys Of Summer plays in head*
by DigitTheCat November 24, 2021
mugGet the Montanamug.

Share this definition