A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.
by WideUterusGeorge November 4, 2021

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

When Republicans in Montana don't want to answer uncomfortable policy questions and instead resort to violence
The politician didn't want to answer the reporter's question so he resorted to Montana Justice to silence him instead.
by Tofu Warrior May 27, 2017

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021

by fortnitestroker76 June 6, 2025

When you eat chicken wings while also simultaneously eat out your girlfriend - the best of both worlds.
by Cherith Goodstory August 18, 2022

Montana, the most beautiful girl you would ever hope to meet, inside and out.
As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
Boy: Wow, who's that girl over there?
Girl: Oh, that's Montana!
Boy: Montana?
*Boys Of Summer plays in head*
Girl: Oh, that's Montana!
Boy: Montana?
*Boys Of Summer plays in head*
by DigitTheCat November 24, 2021
