Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.

Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022

Modern Warfare

RACIST 12 YEAR OLDS!

IM THE RACIST 12 YEAR OLD IN MODERN WARFARE

by RACIST 12 YEAR OLD November 29, 2022

Modern

Modern (trying to prove a point)

WOAH MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC

by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025

Modern

im just trying to prove a point by putting this here, My online name is modern

WOAH, MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC!

by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025

modern physics

(n.) organic chemestry for physics majors.

-I have to take modern physics next semester.
-May God have mercy on your soul!

by Utnapishtim's Ark June 3, 2016