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rat load

he had a rat load of beers in his fridge
by Comptonlads May 19, 2018
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Live Load

When you have to run to the bathroom so bad because the shit inside you is moving.
Henry, I gotta go to the bathroom. I've got a live load. Is there a door open?
by Cattard July 26, 2019
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Load and go

When you fill someone full of cum and then promptly get up, get dressed and leave.
He loaded and goed her. He did a load and go on her.
by Ernurse619 June 30, 2017
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loaded skins

A tasty jacket potato snack

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When you've neglected to wash your cock for a few days and you get that build up of smegma in the foreskin.
Haven't had a bath and now I've got some tasty loaded skins.
by darrylx2002 March 18, 2017
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a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.
Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."
by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013
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soap load

A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.
Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!
by Yackobeen March 12, 2014
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dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.
Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!
by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021
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