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Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.
“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling
by Fatlousie June 16, 2019
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National Jogging Day

You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it
by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020
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Kitten Juggling

The highly illegal act of a ring of pedophiles trafficking children.
That dude went to jail for kitten juggling, yeah they found 6 kids in his basement.
by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 14, 2021
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Mud Juggling

Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.
Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!
by ShitSticker April 27, 2021
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cock juggling thunder cuck

A stupid whore that Simps over people really bad
A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.

someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
by Anomanomanomanom August 18, 2021
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Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
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