Pre-Erin Jared

Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.

"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin

by JNSD March 23, 2005

jared rock

the biggest sex god amongst the nerds. Has a hot girlfriend and seduces underaged girls

Clyde: damn, you're such a jared rock

by Purple Sky May 24, 2016

jahserie

A Bitch ass nigga who always breaks girls hearts . He listens to what other people tell him , and never looks back .

That boy is a Jahserie

by Bob ham March 28, 2017

Jared

Hot ass mother fucker that is always sexually explicit around females

man, he sure acts like a Jared

by CLC.Claire May 7, 2017

Jared

Like Justin, but fatter and more sensitive.

That dude is such a Justin.

No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.

Oh, damn! You right!

by Jason Mimosa June 2, 2018

Jared

A guy whose greatness is legendary.

That guy must be a Jared.

by Infinite Spit June 11, 2018

Jared

Jared is 19, he doesn't know how to read
( (vine reference)

"Hey I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"

by Bitchy Bastard August 8, 2018