Three Piece Meal

The act of putting your penis in the vagina, ass and mouth

Pete: "Yo man my girl let me give her a Three Piece Meal last night"
Johnny: "The question is where'd u nut"

by daddy's anal whore January 08, 2021

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Appalachian Happy Meal

An Appalachian Happy Meal is made up of cheap liquor and chewing tobacco, consumed in enough quantity to produce projectile vomiting

After Ma's wedding we had to put her in the hospital, she had one of them Appalachian Happy Meals

by Johnny ET April 03, 2017

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meal plan karma

When you eat like a fat-ass earlier in the collegiate semester, and have to spend your own money on food after you run out. See also Maruchan Brahmin.

Frat Guy/Athlete 1(early in the semester): "Bro, l love getting brunch at the caf every saturday and sunday. Although it costs 9 meal points, I get soooooo much fuckin' bacon."
Frat Guy 2: "Dude, fuck brunch. Late night Half and halfs are the way to go."

Frat Guy/Athlete (one month later): "I have no more meal points. Meal plan karma really fucked the shit out of me."
Lil B: "It's ok bero, now you get to cook like a pretty bitch. SWAG."

by Ivan A. Fuchs March 02, 2014

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Munch meal combo

Getting fingered and eaten out at the same time. Often done by munches

I‘m really craving a munch meal combo right now

by Doodle_2005 March 04, 2023

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Malt-O-Meal

Malt-O-Meal cereal is the cereal in bags. The best cereal. You don't mess with Malt-O-Meal. Malt-O-Meal cereal gives you more for your money. More cereal. More flavor. More eyelash volume and self-confidence. Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Malt-O-Meal.

Dude 1: Are you eating that cereal out of a bag?

Dude 2: Yes, it's Malt-O-Meal Cereal!

Dude 1: That's weird.
Dude 2: I will Malt-O end your life.

by ROLLINEARL May 11, 2021

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