hoebag

That bag that you keep in your car with clothes, bathing suits, underwear or shoes cause "you ain't going home"

"Hang on, I gotta get some clothes outta my trunk - where is my hoebag"

by jlh0524 August 4, 2006

hoobazzle

ho ass bitch

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

empress hoobastank

A woman who regularly chews Koolerz gum like the band members of Hoobastank. She is an empress because she shares magnanamously.

"Empress Hoobastank may I please rifle through your belongings for some of your righteously magnanamous gum?"

by Linda Thurmes August 2, 2004

hoobastank

someone who is so smart and have depth that their ideas and emotions will continue for infinity hence the infinity sign in hoobastank's name.
Even if you think they stank. But you just dont understand their depth.

you know that dude you all made fun of back in the day? ya well now he's a genius. if only you would have appreciated the hoobastank maybe he could have tutored you. now he's a sucessful inventor.

by sarah April 18, 2004

hoob

1. acronym; Heckling Others Operating the Brewery

2. verb; to heckle another employee of a brewery from a secluded undisclosed location.

I was driving a pallet of kegs through the warehouse and got hoobed from the mezzanine.

by Dernon Moseley October 5, 2006

Hogback Growler

A rather "steezy" or "steezful" J thats has been rolled in a dank manner.

Hey bro, that hogback growler ain't so boss.

by thecurators March 31, 2009

hoebag

Your ex.

Yo, how's Stacey doin?

Oh, I totally dumped that hoebag. (Read: she dumped me and ran off with two circus midgets and a retarded pony)

by yournameisalreadybeingusedasdf July 20, 2010