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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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ear glitter

songs that are SO satisfying to the ears that it feels like glitter is being injected into your veins
person 1 - “girl listen to insert song name”
person 2 - “this is such ear glitter
by sillystupidgirl47 April 21, 2025
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glitter magnet

glit- ter- mag -net Glitter Magnet: is a term used to describe a man or male person that is surrounded and or surrounds himself by gay males as his base of friends, and of which is or claims to be !00% hetrosexual
That cute guy over there is just a glitter magnet. what do you mean? He is totally hetro-sexual but he's always at the gay bars with friends.
by AviarS January 26, 2017
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Garry (Glitter)

Rhyming slang for 'shitter' a.k.a. anus
"Im on the blob (my period) but you can bang be up the Garry (Glitter) if you like"
by sleiper April 28, 2022
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glitter mule

A Burning Man term: a beautiful, fashionable person, who also pulls his/ her own weight. Antonym: Sparkle Pony
burner number 1 : God that lady is smokin hot, she probably didn't have to lift a finger to get here!

Burner number 2: Are you kidding? That Glitter Mule singlehandedly built 3 stages, designed this outfit and is gonna drop the bass so hard tonight, not a pair of panties will be dry within a ten mile radius!!!
by Glitter Moon October 13, 2015
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Glitter Bottom

Glitter Butt/bottom is a derogatory phrase to degrade a feminine homosexual male, trans or nonbinary identifying. The phrase is essentially similar to calling someone a "faggot" which is typically used as another homophobic word or phrase.
You see this why abortions shouldn’t get banned …cause that’s the first shit your mother should of done with your glitter bottom ass
by Homosapien July 29, 2024
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Glitter Dick

Another name for your fellow gay
"Hey did you just add my contact name as Glitter dick?!"
"Yeeeeup"
"Then Im calling you Fuck Fairy"
by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018
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