Guy 1: "I was with this girl the other night and I got so turned on when she did the Gas Shaker."
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023
Get the Gas Shaker mug.The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.
"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"
by Canyousayfun July 23, 2018
Get the Gas the Children mug.Cock gas (n) - while having sex, small amounts of air get into the urethra. After sex, the air trapped is pushed out of the penis
by Young W33zy August 11, 2018
Get the Cock gas mug.Asking someone to do a favor that you know does not want to perform the task. Accomplished by using guilt, an owed debt or false pretenses.
by BoggeyDog April 6, 2022
Get the Gas Task mug.Q Da Fool use's the phrase ''gas on deck'' to emphasize he has grade A+ marijuana available for purchase.
by Super Menthol April 14, 2022
Get the Gas on Deck mug.A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.
Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
Get the Bastard gas mug.A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions. 2-Pentene is a bastard gas.
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Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
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