glizzy sucker

a whore who's only goal in life is to suck off every man in the universe.

there she goes again, sucking off every person, that glizzy sucker.
you're such a glizzy sucker!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Glizzy

In the streets known as a handgun, usually a Glock.

In my glizzy I trust.

I stay strapped up with my glizzy in my titty.

by Thicklilmiss March 28, 2025

Garden Glizzy

Cucumber.

Hey, let me get a few slices of that garden glizzy for my salad.

Not tonight, I'm pickling my garden glizzies.

by TastyWhiteGuy April 16, 2025

Flizzy Glizzy

A hot dog that hit the floor but was still consumed

Yo, he just ate that glizzy that hit the floor of this dive bar. He’s so hungry he ate a Flizzy Glizzy

by Glizzy-Bear425 April 20, 2025

Ahh glizzy

enigmatic noun \ ˈä ɡliz‑ē \
An ambiguous item (often symbolic or metaphorical) of no particular form that one is sought out to pursue in hopes of revelation. Commonly used in context of philosophical discussion.

Socrates: "Hey gang, just a reminder not to keep valuables in your car, someone tried to break into the neighbors' cars last night"
Aristotle: "That’s just dieter looking for the ahh glizzy"

by MUNGA_Glizzy April 22, 2025

Glizzy glide

Pickle flavored sex lube

Erika loves the glizzy glide

by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025

Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.

He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes

by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025