derp

to be forgetful, while only reffering to self.

i left my keys in the car. well derp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016

derp head

when someone is being stupid on purpose, and not caring.

Geez Adam, why are you being such a derp head?

by when I'm bored.. September 26, 2019

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Herpe Derpe

Herpe Derpe is when you have herpes and still smash!!

Rannon will give you the Herpe Derpe

by Trolloppz September 20, 2024

Derp

A daft or silly person that lacks intelligence. Says stupid things and has a whimsical walk

Marcus is such a Derp

by Shinyourdig September 22, 2021