North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.

I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.

by t pot February 6, 2019

Dakota

dakota is a fucking millie bobby brown simp. if u saw her u would too. fuck you vinny.

Dakota is a fucking simp fr fr.

by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022

Dakota

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.

"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"

"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"

by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022

Dakota

Dakota is a fat but skinny at the same time type of person. He usally is tall and dies laughing when he sees a little monkey throwing up gang signs. He usally gets no playing time for the jv basbeall team and gets friendzoned by every girl

Oh here comes dakota guard your fucking nuts and cheeks

by Jim the baptist March 8, 2020

dakota

A guy who always wants a blowjob from his girlfriend while her dad is in the other room watching football

Dakota always wants the same thing

by limpdick69 January 9, 2022

dakota

dakota is a smart guy with a little bit of stupid as in very dumb

janice-how did he fail the test was easy.
huffy-dakota doesn’t know how to spell his name!

by 101truanswers101 March 28, 2022