by gracesmileyy May 19, 2022
Get the chronically in lovemug. Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”
by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023
Get the chronic bitchless syndromemug. by Social Burdens November 8, 2018
Get the Chronic Vartanosismug. by Yupcharva May 22, 2018
Get the Chronically lampedmug. A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.
I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.
My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
by Aflbck December 19, 2024
Get the Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS)mug. A meaningless insult that vaguely insinuates that being online is bad.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.
"That is such a chronically online take!"
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)
by Treeclimberfruiteater December 10, 2024
Get the chronically onlinemug. Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD) is a colloquial term used to describe a persistent and incessant tendency in individuals to engage in prolonged and often trivial conversations or discussions. This term is commonly employed in social contexts to characterize individuals who habitually exhibit excessive verbal expression without regard for the relevance or importance of their discourse.
"Tom has Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD); ask him about his weekend, and you'll get the director's cut. It's like living in a talk show!"
by Tobbis January 17, 2024
Get the Chronic Yapping Disease (CYD)mug.