chronically in love

When you are in love forever <3

“I am chronically in love with Paislee Thurman <3”

by gracesmileyy May 19, 2022

chronic bitching syndrome

The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.

That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.

by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023

Chronically lamped

When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state

Let's get chronically lamped boys

I was chronically lamped last night

by Yupcharva May 22, 2018

Chronic Vartanosis

A life consuming illness that causes an individual to type a text but not send it.

I wasn’t ignoring your text: I just have chronic vartanosis

by Social Burdens November 8, 2018

chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023

chronic otaku syndrome

A person possessing chronic otaku syndrome is no regular otaku. They are obsessive over it.

These are the sorts of people which will watch 4 seasons in a few days.

Usually very cool

Person 1: "hey look person3 is watching Attack On Titan season 5"
Person 2:"yoo didnt they watch the first 4 of those in like 5 days?!"
Person 1:"yeah, they're totally a case of chronic otaku syndrome, they got it bad"
Person 2:"damnn"

by chronic-otaku-syndrome-haver April 4, 2022

Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS)

A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.

I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.

My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.

by Aflbck December 19, 2024