Take a coat of paint off his ass

To be really close to one's ass.

I told him to take a coat of paint off his ass.

by Slash September 17, 2003

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who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

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Urinal Coat Rack

Aardvark123127987 should not put his coat here, because he might pee on it.

"What is this?" Aardvark did not know about urinal coat racks until he was enlightened.

by bustedgroudon October 25, 2018

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Coat Hanger

A Coat Hanger, Noun;

The term used for a sexual gratification employing Sadomasochist who uses dating Apps such as Tinder and Grinder to find their victims. Once sexual gratification has been reached by both the Coat Hanger and the victim*, the Coat Hanger proceeds to skin the victim in order to wear them like a coat.

*The Coat Hanger is a giver and will only carry out their final deed once both parties have been satisfied. The Coat Hanger is noble in this way

"I'm going on a date tonight, this is the address I'm going to, if you haven't heard from me by midday tomorrow you can safely assume he was a coat hanger"

by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018

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