A Chef's kiss

when you kiss awoman after she gives you bj and she still have some of your cum in her mouth and you kiss her its called: a chef's kiss

look at Tomy right there giving his wife A CHEF's KISS in public

by TeddyThePenguin September 20, 2023

Chef nazi

A chef who does not wash his hands after going to the toilet.

Sue: this dish is very delicious. I wonder who was the chef.
Pete: It was Paul, the chef nazi.
Sue: fuck me.

by MikeHammer May 4, 2017

Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

Chef Hot Messica

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.

"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."

by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025

heff chef

a person who spends their time cooking with multiple drugs in culinary meals

did you hear sassy is one of the greatest heff chefs?

by bbbunz June 19, 2023

chef micah

Chef Micah is the best chef that you know. Nobody can cook better then him.

If I want some good food I'm going to call chef Micah.

by Best chef November 22, 2021

Chef Wee Wee

The supposed twin brother of Chef Pee Pee from SML. Making only one appearance.

Chef Wee Wee: "It's-a me, your twin brother, Chef-a Wee Wee"

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 1, 2024