lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

It's a whole different Bruno

When a man named Bruno has a serious case of farting uncontrollably, and it's usually so loud that it stinks up the area within 30 miles.

“He used to hold in his farts, but now he lets them rip out like he hosted a farty party without shame, among the poo daddy—it's a whole different Bruno!”

by TheElementalGuy February 18, 2025