beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB)

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.

Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (CDBB)?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!

by Manuel Martinez May 31, 2009

beef and broccoli

An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.

Northern Lights mixed with Chocolate Thai.

by DunbladeKilla January 29, 2004

beef socket

A vagina
The place where a man can stick his beef

His mum has a huge beef socket. she can hold a lot of beef

by Joe Fenton February 1, 2007

beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013

beef chair

When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.

Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .

Hey girl want to come sit in this beef chair

by ontai June 18, 2014

Beef farm

When a herd of fuck boys get together for "bro's night" and forget to hit on women.

Man, last night went from party status to beef farm real fast when the ladies didn't show up.

by Tik Tak Bro May 3, 2015