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Good Morning God Bless

Taking a shit, drinking coffee, and eating egg salad at the same time.
Devon: "Hey, where's Jerry?"
Carl: "Oh he's doing a Good Morning God Bless"
by AnthonyTheVast May 22, 2018
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Irish blessing

To be someone up. Usually including a backhand.
That guy gave me a dirty look, he deserves an Irish blessing.
by mkpunk516 March 17, 2019
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Blessing

Good really did give me the biggest blessing by allowing me to meet Kaitlin
by Koolydudy January 8, 2022
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Irish Blessing

Taking a shot of Jameson out of a potato skin and chasing with beef gravy.
Let’s have a Irish blessing at the pub tonight.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Bless Your Heart

As a Southern lady, I can tell you there are several meanings to this Southern phrase.

1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.

2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.

3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. "Your mama has cancer? Oh, bless your heart. I'll be praying for you."

2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."

3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
by SouthernLady2401 September 3, 2023
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Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.
At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !
by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018
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Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time
Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?
by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018
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