ass pic day

when you can get an ass pic sent to you for free

You know it is national ass pic day, so I think you know what to do

by shawtyboo12355 May 19, 2022

National Shake Dat Ass Day

National Shake dat ass day

Yo! It’s national shake dat ass day!! You gotta shake dat ass

by Kajdnabd May 25, 2022

National grab a niggas ass day

15th of December is national grab a niggas ass day so what are you waiting for, grab that ass

National grab a niggas ass day-Approach a nigga and grab, slap that ass

by Thatbitch.LayLay December 12, 2021

ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021

Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches

by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

national grab ass day

on april 8th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by wh0re;) April 8, 2022

Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"

Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay

by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022