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Abortion

What the fuck do you mean “If men got pregnant, abortion would be legal”
Hym “You ever hear the story of the lesbian who dress up like a man to try and prove that being a man is easier? After finding out that her life was a lie and that being a men is (in fact) NOT easier... She killed herself. So, if women had to be treated like men (even temporarily and volunteered to do it) they would kill themselves. What does the abortion ban do? Well, first let’s ask what does abortion do? It ameliorates the consequences of a woman’s poor choices. Back to the ban! What does the abortion ban do? It forces women to live with the consequences of their own choices. Men already have to do that! Congratulations. You’re more equal now. We’ll get there. We’ll get you that equality that you desperately want. Now we just need to break you of that entitlement, huh? Because I’m the same way that men are not entitled to sex, you are not entitled to protection or respect.... or SEX for that matter! One lesson down! Two more to go!”
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
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New Abortion

The definitiion of New Abortion
The interpretation for New Abortion is as follows;
The lyrics are as follows:
I'm ethereal, my children are legion, serial
They stick to my skin like beloved cysts
I tear away with my nails and teeth and fists
Touch the hands of inverted saints
Follow my heart through the threaded pain
Callow man is a sentinel screaming
I see the future; the future is bleeding

Sores, every goddamn minute I can feel 'em now
Like a virus, you will never kill me now
Goin' underground, comin' on like hepatitis
We're out - and you can't reshape us
Another bug in the construct
Tearin' up the main bus B
Zeros and ones are everything - execute me

Everywhere you look, it's like they know
Their fingerprints are hidden by CONTROL
This is where the line is drawn, see
YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SOUL AWAY FROM ME

What do you need to see? Ya feel the impact?
Gotta retract - everybody get back
What is this? It's like a big conspiracy
Fields of dejected morbid progeny
They always say that it's always our fault
But everything we say is taken with a grain of salt
Man, it's always the same, if we talk or complain
We only wanna upset the balance
How's it feel to be the New Abortioin?
The only generation to suffer extortion

Everywhere you look, it's like they know
Their fingerprints are hidden by CONTROL
This is where the line is drawn, see
YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SOUL AWAY FROM ME

YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SOUL AWAY FROM ME
It's on the SlipKnote IAWA album dum fuck'n maggots be (sic)
by Speed_Metal_Head October 6, 2004
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gut punch abortion

To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.
Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*

Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"
by Dickgaragecentral June 14, 2016
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adoption

have you heard about all those children up foradoption?
by OLAF ROCK COCK August 8, 2016
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Adoption

The cover story for when you are caught talking or meeting with someone you shouldn't be associating with.
"When Melania asked why Don was texting Vlad late at night, he said it was to talk about adoption.
by PresidentTaftThatAss July 20, 2017
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October 18 National Adoption Day

October 18, is national adoption day get all your children today
by Mrnotfunny October 17, 2019
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Texas Abortion

When a pregnant lady is cut open, before having her womb and uterus gouged out with a shovel.
Woman: "I don't want this child inside me anymore, could you give me a Texas Abortion?"
Man: "Let me get my shovel..."
by AncientOfDays December 16, 2008
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