A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.
by Anolastronaut February 1, 2020
Get the Landonmug. A medium sized human that tends to lurk around corners. This being can be seen procrastinating all of their Social Studies assignments with their partner in crime. They are described as a medium sized male with dark-black hair.
by Simbason June 14, 2023
Get the Landon Hodgesmug. by Urbandictionary man January 17, 2024
Get the Landon savinomug. a big knucklehead who can be nice when he wants to but is also a butt. he likes to throw things and has a tendency to push people in ditches. hold onto your things he has sticky fingers. he likes big boys with big feet and even bigger eyes. he has a funny laugh and he eats pita bread with ketchup. if you know a landon then let him go. it’s a trap! just like collage. and he probably smells too.
by interestinglyenough October 13, 2018
Get the Landonmug. Landon is loyal! He is sweet and understanding and very helpful. He loves his family especially his mom and siblings. Landon has the biggest heart and goes out of his way to make sure everyone around him is good. If you have a Landon. Treat him good his heart is one of a kind!
Landon is so helpful
by True Definitions Only November 24, 2021
Get the Landonmug. Landon is a very nice friend to have, if you bully a Landon you missed out on the best friendship ever. So make sure to stay friends with a Landon because he will be the best friend you ever had. and if you come across a Landon he would usually be on the short side. but he would be the best person you will ever meet, also very artistic and he would love to draw all sorts of animated characters. so i would recomend you stay friends with a Landon because he will always have your back like a ture friend he is.
by Trizzy21 June 6, 2022
Get the Landonmug. by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024
Get the Punch a person named Landon daymug.