Dylan

Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.

Guy: That guy is a fag
Friend: Must be a Dylan

by Bobbyhummpy March 5, 2013

dylan

A butt hole from Ireland. Tries to jump from girl to girl but does not succeed.

He likes her AGAIN?! What a Dylan.

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

Dylan

A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.

Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.

by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016

Dylan

A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.

Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.

by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013

Dylan

A chode havin ass nigga

“Yo, I didnt know you were a Dylan lmao”

by Nightwater4729 March 6, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is most handsome guy you will ever . Not only with his beutigul brown eyes and his brown wavy hair he has overlysized penis .

"Dylan do u love me "?

by Oliver ramsbottom July 17, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is a little bitch if you see him punch him in the face and tell him fuck you

"hey Dylan fuck you"

by windaroo December 12, 2017