I'm Batman syndrome

When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.
"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"
by conman4618 November 01, 2014
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holy hell batman

holy hell batman, where am i and were is my pants
by etyetnthnthn August 05, 2010
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let's ride Batman

a phrase used when leaving which is meant to inform those you are taking home of your departure
Andy: "Am I taking you home?"
Randy: "Yeah, I need a ride."
Andy: "Alright, let's ride Batman."
by robinridesbitch January 05, 2009
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Holy Balls Batman

Holy Balls Batman. a word generally used when something is completely stupid, idiotic, or just simply crazy. Others might also use it with sarcasm.
"Holy Balls Batman, Are you stupid!?"

"That was a Holy Balls Batman stunt!"
by King-G January 08, 2012
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batman reach around

sneak up behind someone and give them a handjob
I was standing in the store and somebody gave me a Batman reach around
by licecomb 5150 March 04, 2017
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i am Batman

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him
Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman
by 1nvstx4r December 03, 2021
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The Batman Who Laughs

A twisted version of Batman from the Dark Multiverse, who has appeared in many comic book events, including one where he builds an army of dark Batmen. On his Earth, he got driven to the edge by his Joker, leading him to take the Joker's life. After taking the Joker's life, a gas spewed from the Joker's heart, slowly Jokerizing Batman, which leads Batman to kill the Bat Family and then kill all of the Justice League, when he then takes the mantle of 'The Batman Who Laughs'. From there, he infects a ton of children with laughing gas to turn them into an army of dark Robins and pretty much end the world, leading him to be taken off of his dying world by a higher power.
Unknown: "Hehehehehehe... Soon your universe will bow to me!"
Batman: "Who are you, and why are you here?"
Unknown: "My name is The Batman Who Laughs, and I am here to end the world! Hahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by kennydev April 23, 2022
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