crotch monkey

an STD that is highly contagious. It is to believed to have originated somewhere on GORDAN SCHWARTZ's gigantic ass.

"Yo, did you hear about T-dog? He came down with crotch monkeys!

by thadias April 19, 2003

son of a monkey's uncle

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

Monkey Shit Fight

Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.

Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.

by teakyden December 20, 2007

Indonesian Monkey Coins

A currency accepted in NAHR an underground poker league, found in Atlantis.

Holy SHit! how many Indonesian Monkey Coins do you have?!

by Mr. Crazypants August 4, 2009

Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.

Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

big monkey nigger

A very mysterious creature that is usually held hostage and works without payment, aka a slave. thye LOVE kfc and always carry KFC coupons on them. its belived that big monkey niggers live within us in society these days.

"Ayo my car got stolen last week"
gerald: "Must have been a big monkey nigger"

by z1pxy June 29, 2022

Monkey Fish Frog

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a retarded squirl having butt sex with a Retard Frog Squirl.

My ex mother in law look alot like a Monkey Fish Frog.

by sober_noob August 24, 2009