rizz god

it means you have alot of rizz and usually get all the gyats.

beta: oh man i wish i could rizz up teh gyatts

rizz god: i get so many gyatts all the time im drowning in gyatts

by stickybedsheets February 8, 2024

Honda God

A Humble individual with so many kids he drives a minivan. Being "Scared of Stella" is known to be another attribute of this person. First to speak and quick to anger, he is always ready for a war of words.

I couldn't run my car against the Honda God since his car was broken again.

by Hond@ God August 16, 2020

Vape God

Someone who has mastered the absolute art of vaping who doesn’t care when someone says vaping is gay and when is told that usually responds with “Huh, so is ur mom bruh!”

Usually spoken with the saying “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” then of course the yelling of “Vape GODDDDDDD”

Ya know Henry and Christian were the OG Vape Gods

*takes hit* Friend: “vuh vuh vuh, vuh vuh vuh” as they start to say the last “vuh vuh vuh” u prepare to blow out ur cloud simultaneously with the saying “Vape GODDDDDDD”

by yxng j1zzy March 31, 2020

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.

Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!

by off-bagrill January 13, 2023

god pawn

Someone who is a member of a certain religion mainly because of influence.

Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn

by D1sc April 12, 2016

drip god

Sergio Giovanni Kitchens,also known as Gunna,or Young Gunna

drip is being dressed real good,and Gunna is the god at it
Example: "Gunna is the drip god,no cap"

by Fabrizio1800 February 3, 2022