handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

hand houdini

A hand job

she gave me some hand houdini

by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018

one hand jam

Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself

He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.

by Emazingjrow February 1, 2018

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

hand pile

More then a handful

Open the door for me, I got a great big ol hand pile of stuff.

by Bucky Buckerson February 7, 2018

second hand snitching

If you hang around snitches then you are snitching also it's called second hand snitching

Hey u you see john hanging around with Joe after he got done talking to the police ...
Yea that fool second hand snitching

by Oneluv2nobody916 February 9, 2018

Swing hands

Swing hands basically means fight.

Person 1: Yo whats the problem?

Person 2: Shut up idiot wanna swing hands?

by Pussy killer 1997 January 10, 2017