Wrestle with God

So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...

Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024

god pawn

Someone who is a member of a certain religion mainly because of influence.

Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn

by D1sc April 12, 2016

God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.

Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!

by off-bagrill January 13, 2023

god damn wrong

God damn wrong are the practices ideas rhymes and people who are wrong according to the church of god damn right

That shits god damn wrong according to the church of god damn right

by founder.cult.status March 21, 2024

Sexy Man God

A term used by Dick Bent to describe Sir Christopher Lee

"Repeat after me; You're a sexy man god"

"I'm a sexy man god"

"You're a sexy fucking man god!"

"I am a sexy.. man god"

by Michael's abortion July 3, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.

“Ethan, what’s taking so long in the bathroom?” “Good Morning and God Bless, Hila!”

by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018

the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009