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good friend

a good friend, is someone who likes to be with you, and who wants to talk to you. They reply to your snaps, and texts, and they even text you first.

You know you can tell them stuff without them telling it to other people without permission.
oh him, he's just a good friend
by LOL_IRL March 23, 2017
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good bad

the world's BEST oxymoron + the most simple example of an oxymoron
by TEDDY_IS_BEST July 8, 2022
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good boy dick

by Nicholette831 October 25, 2023
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.
Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.
by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018
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Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.
*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."
by Isator November 14, 2023
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Good

Good is a word with many distinct meanings, including but not limited to:
* Positiveness (a generally positive connotation)
* Negativeness (a generally negative connotation)
* Indifference
* Go fuck yourself (similar to indifference but more malicious)
A prime example of a usage of the word the that covers most of the above meanings is the exchange.
“Hey, how are you doing?”
“Good.”
Had the “good” in this exchange been referring to the positive meaning, the exchange would be grammatically incorrect (“good” should be replaced with “well”). Therefore responding to this question with “Good” means you are not doing well, or you don’t want to say so.

An example of “good” with a positive meaning is:
“Who’s a good boy?”
Or
“Who’s a good girl?”
This in fact is the only correct usage of positive good because the only good in this world are dogs and other pets.
by TheVastVoid February 7, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.
Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.
by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018
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