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why do ppl hate me

When u search up a definition of ur name on urban dictionary and then u scroll down of ppl making fun of ur name (happened to me)
Some noob: *typing his name*
*some noob scrolls down to find ppl making fun of his name. They might be jealous!*
Some other noob: Ahahaha ppl hate u
Some noob: why do ppl hate me
Some other noob: idk bc they do
by lakalakaboomboom October 2, 2020
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Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out
Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End
by Khihow2 May 14, 2022
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FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!

A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.
"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"
by Pay me more. April 3, 2023
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Do you listen to Mr. Loverman?

Some people can use this like a mlm verison of "Do you listen to girl in red?" So if someone asks a guy does de listen to mr. Loverman they are acctualy asking if he is gay.
Guy 1: do you listen to Mr. Loverman?
Guy 2: yes, I am gay
by Ugly_closeted_frog October 15, 2020
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I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.
First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.
by Qoak October 16, 2020
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Do you even vape bro?

When you take a massive vape while talking to someone who doesn't vape and then you ask them this because it's not normal someone doesn't vape, bro.
*takes a deep vape* do you even vape bro?!
by Kaiser Pepe :^) August 19, 2021
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Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.
OP: Why do they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Faggot: 360 degrees is a full circle retard.
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