National Kiss your Boyfriend Day

On January 24th, you must miss your boyfriend at school

Becky: We have to kiss
Tom: Why?
Becky: Because it’s National kiss your Boyfriend Day
Tom: Ohhh ok

by Wifichsntchs January 22, 2022

National Kick Your enemy day

January 7th is Kick your enemy day {:

have fun ^w^ with National Kick Your enemy day

by Nobody:} May 17, 2022

June 9th, National Nolan day

June 9th is a day to celebrate nolan

June 9th, National Nolan day

by shigi_wifeoo February 8, 2022

National Parents Burn In Hell Day

This event falls on February 10

It’s a day where you can be as angry at your parents as you want. They ruin our lives? They can go to hell!

“Hey Mary did you know its National Parents Burn In Hell Day?”

“No I did not! That’s awesome, my parents are assholes”

by Spongecake10 February 4, 2021

National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

by kambadassihm March 21, 2021

National Ooga Booga Rat Day

June 12th is National Ooga Booga Rat Day! Celebrate Rats all over the world by speaking in the ancient language of the ooga booga rat tribe. Honor the ancient Ooga Booga Rats by celebrating this day!

Today is National Ooga Booga Rat day, Im going to start chanting in the Ooga Booga rat language.

by WilbyWilbur March 22, 2021

National Stop Being Mean Day

Stop being a bully!

Start being kind!

Carter: You’re so ugly

Olivia: You can’t say that!

It’s National Stop Being Mean Day!

by Alyssa Vontage March 23, 2021