crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

Post nut frenzy

Contrary to post nut clarity, post nut frenzy is where upon ejaculation, you receive a burst of energy brought out by deep rooted hatreds and spite that you may hold for someone you just fucked or content you masturbated to.

It would be more closely related to "going berserk" after ejaculation.

Man, I tried jerking off to feet for the first time and actually came. I was so angry and disappointed in myself that I was sent into a Post nut frenzy and started smashing shit around.

by swag be my balls January 2, 2023

Man with the Fuzzy Nuts

Another term for a cop, particularly one parked on the side of the road running radar or a small town cop.

"Hey there's a cop ahead."

"I see him, the man with the fuzzy nuts."

by LilClanMan August 3, 2023

Nut Sack Chigger

A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.

My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

Theodors left nut

haha tedde din left nut är på urban dictionary

Theodors left nut should be a fortnite skin

by Kapera October 3, 2023

The Rusty Lug Nut

The act of twisting just ONE nut into a chicks balloon knot, then pulling it out with a little doodoo on it and proceeding to drag the poo smear across her forehead.

Bro last night Rowen gave some nasty lot lizard The Rusty Lug Nut, bitch had a 6 inch shit smear across her forehead.

by Bronoun69 October 6, 2023

Edon deez nuts

Random kid that likes anime and hookers

Yo edon deez nuts

by Random kid who likes anime November 22, 2021